See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

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More Danish struggles
December: white christmas? no. absolutely not. no snow, at all. ice on the ground? sure. but snow? not in a million years.
January: hERE HAVE SOME SNOW! MORE SNOW! HAVE SOME ICE, TOO! HOW ABOUT WE FREEZE THE SNOW THAT’S ON THE GROUND SO THAT YOU CAN’T MAKE SNOWBALLS, BUT YOU CAN FALL!? HEY!? YOU WANT MORE SNOW!??!? AHAHAHHA HAVE SOME SNOW, HAVE SOME SNOW, HAVE SOME SNO-

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Anonymous asked:

i'm sorry but what is wrong with you, remoulade is made from the tears of gods, it is superior to every other condiment in existence, i frequently weep for people who do not have knowledge of it or access to it

useless-denmarkfacts answered:

Honestly the gods were crying because they knew what abomination was about to be made. They mourn the day they knew that honour and dignity died by the brutal hands of remoulade. Be gone with your sympathy for this blemish in Danish history.